Mustard Maiden

the only lengthy CG chat i ever had.

• crustaceousGrasp [CG] joined chat
• ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat
• EB: hello?
• CG: YES?
• EB: i like your face.
• CG: WHAT THE HELL, HOW HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME/
• CG: AAAAARGH FUCK
• EB: i have my ways.
• EB: hahahahaha
• EB: jeez, calm down.
• EB: i'm joking!
• CG: I FUKCED UP THAT QUESTION MARC
• CG: SO BAD.
• EB: shh...
• EB: it's okay.
• EB: no one needs to know about it.
• CG: JUST, FUKC.
• EB: you can't spell.
• CG: OCAY, I GUESS.
• CG: WAIT, WHAT?
• CG: MY SPELLING IS FINE.
• EB: it's fuck.
• EB: not fukc.
• CG: I CNOW THAT.
• EB: cnow...?
• EB: that's not even a word.
• CG: YES
• CG: YES IT IS.
• EB: it's not.
• EB: but whatever.
• CG: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CNOW.
• EB: i 'cnow' that it's spelt know.
• CG: AND THAT IS HOW I SPELLED IT.
• CG: "KNOW"
• EB: no.
• EB: you spelt it with a c.
• EB: why would you even do that?
• CG: HAVEN'T YOU SEEN A FUKCING QUIRC BEFORE?
• EB: this quirk is stupid.
• CG: IT'S THE KOOLEST.
• EB: pff.
• EB: you're about as cool as dave is...
• EB: fyi, that's not very cool at all.
• CG: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?
• EB: you're like... a 2 on the cool scale.
• CG: WITH YOUR BLUE TEXT AND BASIC LETTERS.
• EB: and i can judge all i want, thank you very much!
• CG: AND YOUR "C"'S AND "K"'S ALL IN ORDER.
• CG: YOU SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO JUDGE AS LONG AS YOU LIVE.
• EB: why not?
• CG: I HEREBY REVOCE YOUR JUDGING LISKENSE.
• EB: pff.
• CG: FOREVER.
• EB: too bad,
• EB: i never had one.
• EB: this is illegal judging.
• EB: i can do it all i want.
• EB: so ha!!!
• CG: THEN WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING JUDGING ME ANYWAY?
• EB: because i'm boooooooored!
• CG: DON'T YOU HAVE, I DON'T CNOW, FRIENDS?
• EB: well, obviously!!
• EB: but they're all busy. :(
• EB: so i guess we're stuck with eachother.
• CG: SO INSTEAD, YOU SPEND YOPR TIME INSULTING A RANDOM FUKCER OVER THE KOMPUTER?
• CG: THAT'S KOLD.
• EB: but that's life.
• EB: consider yourself trolled.
• CG: SPEACING OF LIFE, KOULD THERE BE A BIT LESS OF YOU IN MINE?
• CG: OH, I SEE, TROLLED.
• CG: VERY FUNNY.
• EB: what?
• CG: IM DYING WITH LAUGHTER.
• EB: that's what people call it, right?
• EB: trolling people?
• EB: anyway,
• EB: why don't you want me in your life?
• EB: i'd be a great addition.
• EB: hahaha
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• CG: LET'S JUST SAY, IF IRRITATING WAS A SPORT, YOU'D HAVE THE GOLD MEDAL.
• EB: aww, thank you. :D
• CG: GAH! YOU'RE BACK.
• EB: love you too, bro.
• EB: did you miss me?
• CG: "BRO"?
• EB: yeah, bro.
• EB: what's wrong with bro?
• CG: WHEN DID I BEKOME YOUR "BRO"?
• EB: i don't know, since now?
• EB: haha
• CG: FUKC YOU.
• EB: oh my, this is so sudden.
• EB: i had no idea you liked me like that!!
• EB: hahahaha
• CG: FUKC YOUR WHOLE EXSITENKE.
• EB: sounds like i'm in for one thrilling evening. ;)
• EB: hahahaha
• CG: EH?
• CG: WHAT?
• CG: HOH?
• CG: ERM HUH?
• EB: hahahahaha
• EB: nevermind.
• CG: NEVERMIND IS RIGHT.
• CG: DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER LEAVE?
• EB: you could leave yourself.
• EB: i'm not stopping you!
• CG: NOT TO SAY THIS TALC HASN'T BEEN PLEASENT...
• CG: TALC.
• CG: RRRRRGH.
• CG: THAT LOOKS SO STUPID.
• EB: uhuh.
• EB: pretty stupid word right there.
• CG: WHAT THE FUKC IS "TALC" ANYWAY?
• CG: "TALC"
• EB: talc, is a powder.
• CG: OH, SHIT WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
• EB: you put it on babies butts after cleaning them.
• CG: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH..........
• EB: and you can also put them in swimming caps.
• CG: I THINC I'M GOING TO LEAVE NOW...
• CG: GOOD DAY!
• EB: cya!
• ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.